Ye Old Superstar Quotes

Okay, here's the rules. All the quotes below are placed in olden time language and it's your job to figure out what they are. If you get confused, the answers are at the bottom of the author comments. Don't cheat and have fun!!!!












1. "Thou fail to perceive mineself!" – John Cena

2. "A linear plane denotes my superiority to thee." – CM Punk

3. "Lo, I am the most stupendous in the land at my particular profession." – Chris Jericho

4. "Zounds, Zounds, VI-I-IX!" – Rey Mysterio

5. "Lance! Lance! Lance!" – Edge

6. "The stakes are nary a problem to me, as I do not abide by Sir Isaac's law!" – Evan Bourne

7. "Quite honestly, living in afflue'eeence!" - MVP

8. "Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!" – Zack Ryder

9. "Slumber…sans…disharmony." – Undertaker

10. "Wondrous am I!" – The Miz

11. "Thou art relieved of thy duties!" – Mr. McMahon

12. "Gentlemen and maidens in this general vicinity, how doth it go?" – R-Truth

13. "Let us begin preparations in commence in extracting it!" – DX

14. "Hast thou whiffed thusly that which I am brewing?" – The Rock

15. "Greet the scoundrel." – Razor Ramon

16. "Good day, fair maidens." – Val Venis

17. "Promptly peerless, hitherto peerless and hence peerless." – Bret Hart

18. "Please allow me to beckon ye, paramours!" – Teddy Long

19. "For the boon of the populace who possess daguerreotype devices…" – Edge and Christian

20. "I have supped mead with lords and ladies; so to have I slumbered in nameless lanes and
gored upon mutton." – Dusty Rhodes